The absolute certainty of the Chinese cabbage evidence and it's repercussion - an accurate report

Fandom: One-Punch Man

Ship: Saitama/Genos 

Challenge: Maritombola 10

Prompt: 53. Allegro 

 The absolute certainty of the Chinese cabbage evidence and it's repercussion - an accurate report by Genos 

 

 

 

 

Prologue: Genos gay panics and makes a list. 

Genos frowns. 

Fubuki is plotting something. 

 

Fubuki wants something. 

 

Fubuki wants to become Sensei’s disciple? 

Genos purses his lips. 

Then it hits him. 

 

Oh. 

 

Oh no. 

Fubuki and Sensei are having an affaire. 

Fubuki and Sensei are having an affaire. 

Proof of it: 

1 - Fubuki is always at the flat. 

(So is King - or Bang with that disciples of his, Charanko - but King doesn’t have boobs, so Genos rules this piece of information out.)

2 - The Chinese Cabbage incident. 

(It’s not really an incident. It’s more likely “domesticity” - and the word hurts his throat as Genos thinks it. It’s about how normal and domestic it looks like: Fubuki dropping at their flat, with a Chinese cabbage in a shopping bag, angry and reprimanding Saitama because “you left me at the restaurant with the bill to pay and you even forgot your damn cabbage!” 

Which implies that:

a - Sensei and Fubuki were at a restaurant together (and probably alone, with a 95% certainty) - a date? 

b - Fubuki has the familiarity to carry his shopping bag back to Saitama’s flat  - (their flat, Genos pettily thinks, because he is the one that lives with Sensei, not her)

And 

c - Fubuki is actually bickering with Sensei about fries she didn’t even want to eat

(Damn, “bickering like an old married couple”, isn’t that the commonplace?)

(Fries - Sensei and Fries, and Fubuki eating Sensei’s fries - 

Genos will not short circuit about fries, ok? Where was he? Oh, right, evidence number 3.)

3 - 

(Well…)

3 - 

(There must be something else…)

3 -

(Genos frowns. That’s it, right? He doesn’t have other evidences. 

But he is so sure, he has this hunch - a sensation in the metaphorical pit of his polymeric stomach that clenches his gut ever time he thinks about them. 

Genos knows he’s right - dreads to be right, but he dreads more not being 100% sure - so he’ll just need to collect more evidences.)